Sumrak

Ima još

Pa ja sam čula da je Steph neće objavit jer je neko bez njezinog znanja stavio knjigu na net(tj onolko kolko je napisala, ne cijelu knjigu)....

Jel to onih tzv. 'prvih 13 poglavlja Midnight Sun-a'?
Stavljaj.

Stvarno ne znam, valjda...

Evo.

Bolnica.

Bella:
Edward you should carry me! My leg is broken remember?! Fine I'll just faint on your ass for ignoring me. I wish you never got that Ipod

Edward:
(Sings and dances to Disturbia, while ignoring Bella)

Bella: FINE
(Faints)

Edward:
(realised that something was missing a mile later, and sees Bella is not there) Shrugs and keeps playing with his Ipod



(Bella wakes up in the hospital)
Bella:
Mom? Dad? Jesus?? Ricky Martin???

Edward:
Your mom does not love you, and never came to see if you were ok. Your dad called and told her you tried to fly out the window. She just said to bad... Only joking she's right here Bella.

Renee:
Dear, I'm right here. I heard you tried to fly out a window, and went backwards instead... Broke your leg! Can I touch it?

Edward:
I walked away from her when she passed out on the sidewarlk. Listen to this song, you will understand.
(Gives her his Ipod. Disturbia plays Renee leaves and never comes back)

Edward:
It's like magic! It's just you, me and all the tubes and wires poking out of you.

Bella:
Do they make me look fat?

Edward:

Dear, you don't need tubes and wires to look fat...
Bella:
That was a fat joke! You just called me fat! Did I say-sa-say you could ...( falls asleep)

Edward:
You're not fat
(holds onto her hand while she sleeps)
You're obese
Only joking...
(Starts singing disturbia, and walks out of the room)

Ron:
Hogwarts?

LOL.
Najžešće mi je: you tried to fly out the window.
xD

Aha, I believe I can fly xD

The Fight.

Bella:
Bitch please! where is my mother!

James:
(Girly giggles.. Porn is playing in the background)

Bella:
What is THAT!?

James:
Oh you're here sooner then I thought...
(Pushes movie into the VCR)

Bella:
Ok... you kind of just messed that whole thing up right there. Porn? What kind of vampire are you?

James:
You're mother is not really here by the way.

Bella:
I kind of... Figured that one out.

James:
Is your boyfriend coming to save you??

Bella:
He's playing Xbox so... Yea I wrote him a note and put it on his forehead but I'm not sure if he's read it yet.

James:
He's faster then the others...

Bella:
actually... He's kind of slow.

James:
enough of that! it's time to do what I've been wanting to do for a long, long time...

Bella:
You're not good looking, so if youre trying to score a hot date with me, It won't work.

James:
That's what she said...
(Edward walks in)

Edward:
Bella?? Alice said she watched you run here from the airport window while I played Xbox with the brother of mine. Oh I got the note you wrote me. I've come to save you!

James:
Bella it's time to BLEED!
(Throw bella and she cuts her head open... yea you know the story line)

James:
Porno time
(Pulls out camera)

Edward:
This is a kids movie, it's no place for porn! ... for this, I will have to kill you!!!
((They fight and Edwars Sparkles. James is really enjoying having Edwards body on his and giggles like a little girl the whole time))

Bella:
You never broke my leg! Gosh...JAMES!

James:
Right
(( Stops fighting Edward. Ed goes over to mirror to fix his hair until he hears bella's leg crunch.)

Bella:
Finally! Can't you guys just follow the story line?

Edward:
YOU BROKE MY DEAR ONE! THIS CALLS FOR REVENGE!

James:
Thats right run at me with all your might and glory. I want to feel you on meee!

Bella:
You're supposed to be after...ME

James:
No, no. You've been a cover this whole time. Edward it's YOU I want.
I desire!!!

Edward:
Bella...Lets go.
(Throws a lit match at James. James burns... Tumnus comes in and rips james head off and runs out the door)

Di nađeš to? xD

Na fejsu, grupa ti se zove Twilight..what really happened

Porn. Predobro.

Ni to niš, ja sam napisala LOTR parodiju od preko 30 strana. A sve je počelo kao sastavak za engleski.

Kaj fakat!?
Jel postoji mogućnost da ja to vidim?

Aaaaa.

Na engleskom ti je i nemam pojma di da stavim. Pomiješala sam likove iz LOTR-a, X-mena, Pottera, Eragona...i još nečeg sad se ne mogu sjetiti.

To kaj je na engleskom nije problem, skužit ću većinu....
A stavi bilo di, pliz, baš mi se čita neš smiješno.

Ajde budem tu stavila pa se može brisat poslije ili nešto. Jedan manji dio. Sve je počelo tako da smo za zadaću iz eng trebali napisati sastavak koji počinje sa "Kad se probudila, nije mogla vjerovati svojim očima i zadnja reć."I znala je da njezin život više niakd neće biti isti."

Sad trebam nać to, pričekaj malo.

Jeeeeeej

Stavljaj.

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Ajme, ovo je ODLIČNO!
...i Eminem
1 lipa za prsten

Ahahahahahahaha.....

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Ja sam rikla na ovo sa lipom. XD
you're a moron...
Ima još? =D

Ima ovo iznad. A ima još dosta. Ovo je pola originalnog sastavka a onda sam napisala i 2 dio ovak iz fore. XD

Kak ja ovo nisam vidjela... ugl...knjigu nisam čitala,ali ju namjeravam u iščekivanju sam 2,3 i 4...

E odkud ti inspiracija
Eto, jedino te konj nikad ne ostavi na cjedilu...to je lijepa poanta

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Haha, throat problems
Zakon

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Citat :

«I mean we did it!»-you said and everybody started with clapping and yelling and Legolas and Malfoy jumped on the table and started singing «I'm a Barbie girl, in the hobbit's hole...».

A zašto Leggya, on je baš dooobaar
Odlično je, pjesmica pogotovo, u svakoj strofi riječ "fuck"
Jel gotova priča il ima još?